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Superpowers: Libation maker with a memory of steel

Cloaking Shield: A growing collection of Tattoos

Nemeses: Flat beer and flat women

The Story:

Whether it's a Mai Tai or a Murphy's, if you're in Chicago you want Brucie as your barman. His legendary playlists cover everyone from Brenda Lee to Cock Sparrer, making your ears as satiated as your liver.

On the outside, with a penchant for amazing tattoos, his exterior serves as a colorful canvas. On the inside, he's a charmer who seems like he would be equally at ease with old biddies or badass bikers.

Follow Brucie's adventures online or visit him at the Orbit Room and tip well!

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