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John & Helen


Superpowers: Cleaning; Giving Martha Stewart a run for her money

Nemesis: Dirt; Clothing Wrinkles

Signature cloaking sheild: Turtleneck

Weakness: Chocolate


Superpowers: Fixing things; Whistling

Nemesis: Decorative towels; Silence

Heightened Awareness: Highway safety

Weakness: Sandwiches


These New Yorkers turned Floridians are embracing retirement by travelling the world and living in the sunshine.

When not displaying his super powers, John acts as the lead vocalist and guitarist for Lead Zeppoli and is active on the golf course. Helen spends her time playing tennis, doing pottery, and attempting to rid the world of dust, all without a hair out of place.

Married for nearly forever, these two spawned yours truly.

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