John & Helen
Superpowers: Cleaning; Giving Martha Stewart a run for her money
Nemesis: Dirt; Clothing Wrinkles
Signature cloaking sheild: Turtleneck
Superpowers: Fixing things; Whistling
Nemesis: Decorative towels; Silence
Heightened Awareness: Highway safety
These New Yorkers turned Floridians are embracing retirement by travelling the world and living in the sunshine.
When not displaying his super powers, John acts as the lead vocalist and guitarist for Lead Zeppoli and is active on the golf course. Helen spends her time playing tennis, doing pottery, and attempting to rid the world of dust, all without a hair out of place.
Married for nearly forever, these two spawned yours truly.